ASCOT 20/02/10

I am watching 'St Elmo's Fire'

Genuine suicide job.

RACE 1

I was well impressed with Hot Tamale's win the other day but others have said that it beat nothing, only horse I can see beating it is Why She Left! What a name.

1,
2,
4, 5, 3,

RACE 2

I think the most consistent form in this race is coming through Raging and Dangerous Dane, I think the barrier and weights favour Raging so I am leaning that way. Though the previous runs of Escape Velocity and Lie In Wait have been very good, though historically Escape Velocity has been poor third up. Arctic Waters just can't seem to find the line.

6, 1,
5, 3, 4,
8, 7, 2,

RACE 3

With the scratching of Rocky Range basically leaves Late Night Flight a free go at leading, should be very hard to beat though is currently zero placings from two 3rd up runs. Slightly fond of the rough Calico Blue, Great Destiny there abouts, if Referees wins I shoot myself (not because it can't, but because I have lost a fortune speculating on it's rise for misery)

5, 1, 2,
6, 8, 3, 4,

RACE 4

Twilight Hero, you know, the half vampire fruit looks very hard to beat here, mad superior sectionals, Sunsilkin looks a specialist 1000 horse, Incoherent looks to have something else in the locker, Impatient Times is hard to ignore.

9, 3,
4, 2, 1, 7,
7, 8, 10,

RACE 5

Demi Moore's vagina, I can hardly split Street Value, Double Barrel, Neige, Galaxy Queen and Simply Adorable, but I know I will not be backing Galaxy Queen at that price, though the form is flawless.

1, 10, 4, 5, 3,
9,
6, 7,

RACE 6

Judd Nelson's chiseled balls, I fancy Truckin Tobie like his balls, hard to split My Becks, Yuro, Nellie Got There, Previricate, and Meltdown!

7,
10, 6, 1, 5, 9,
2, 3,
4, 8,

RACE 7

ALLO TOTTENHAM HOTZ, Teddy Sheringham's old balls. Like that and Red Hot Choice, Cheri Cheval's run was huge, it's a good field, Anything can win!

14, 2, 4,
5, 7, 8, 15, 13, 3,
1, 12, 10, 11,
6, 9,

RACE 8

GO GO GO, For Your Eyes Only could thrash that trollop Torah Bright in a snowboarding competition it has that many skillz, though Hide The Loot is about to fuck shit right up, horse is poised to win and has a 6 placings from 7 starts 3rd up! I have a fucking insane place chance in Astrae and an even more wild suggestion in Northwater Boy.... but that's because its almost three a.m. and Emilio Estevez is haunting me like a day dream or a fever.

5, 6, 1, 4,
10, 9,
3, 8, 7,
12, 2, 11,

GAMBLING IS THE ONLY WAY HOME.

Oh that guy just attacked the other guy who is Harvey Dent in batmin.